dastump asked:
Oh yeah, Tumblr has a store front, buy your shoelaces, buy your blue check marks that stack, buy some crabs to throw on someone. Tumblr is just as unhinged as you left it
i thought you were joking but that double blue checkmark tho
Anonymous asked:
Was the buff shaggy post the first time you met your husband?
Not the first time actually. We were pretty good friends at the time but love bloomed on the battlefield…
dastump asked:
Welcome Back to this hell site cheater, how was twitter
yet another hell site. I’m just jumping from one toxic relationship back to an old one at this rate lmao
scrolling twitter today and then coming over here is like walking out of a burning building and then walking into the calm remains of a building that burnt down 5 years ago and has been reclaimed by nature.
CHECK IT OUT DUDE, I’M BUFF
Now I see… You deny your strength its purpose! You yearn to bathe in the blood of your enemies… but you hold it back! Fight me Shaggy! Don’t hold back!
MY MUSCLES ARE A TOOL OF JUSTICE, LITTLE MAN!
((Haven’t touched this blog in years but thought it’d be worth mentioning that we’re married now LOL))
Can confirm. Yes we are 💙 :)
